Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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