I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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