I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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