i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
bring money and cleavage
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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