i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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