Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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