Pregnant stripper...not hot.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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