whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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