very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
We smell like vodka and hangover
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