are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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