The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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