so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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