Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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