This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
As shirtless as possible
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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