She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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