Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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