I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
did i walk over a car last night?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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