what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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