Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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