Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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