she takes plan B like it's going out of style
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
How external is "for external use only"?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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