R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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