Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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