i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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