Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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