can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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