Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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