Who wears a wallet chain?!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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