So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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