I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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