someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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