Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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