I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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