we're chasing vodka with high fives
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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