do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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