They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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