sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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