So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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