dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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