As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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