Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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