hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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