From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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