If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
