He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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