I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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