marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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