I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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