8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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