she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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