that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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