and you said cock pushups were impossible
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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