It's Friday. Sex?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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