New invention idea: vibrating tampons
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We are all done wearing pants today
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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