who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
