Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I have post one night stand depression
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