the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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