you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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